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FENG SHUI ( ENGLISH )

FENG SHUI ( ENGLISH )

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I confess that I like the "alternative therapies".


No... I'm not using burning needles, nor  do I apply leeches in an "infected pimple acne".

To do that I have  my wife who loves squashing pimples. 

Many years ago... entered in contact (by that then lived I in Manhattan... early 20s... the 80´s.. .you know...) through a friend "Buddhist" with the ritual Nichiren. Nichiren Soshu Sokka Gakai which is a type of Buddhism practiced by many famous. For example, Tina Turner. I think that Richard Gere also... Madonna Madonna... well she practice everything... a lot...

But to me was useless. It requires discipline and I wasn't (or am not disciplined now) and with the Nichiren you got to" chant "those mantras twice a day... like about 45 mins. Each time. In addition is "it chanting" in Japanese... which doesn’t make any sense to me. Although actually a mantra is that... is reciting a phrase that keeps you concentrated in the meditation? It can be Om madmi Padmé Um... could be Hare Krsna... Hare Krsna... or the Holy father...

After all. If you listen to a group of people praying Holy father (the majority in automatic pilot ) and sure that are more concerned on how has come to mass that woman and with that dress that makes her horrendous. Than to learn the objective of the "mantra"

Look at a group of Catholics praying the Rosary or look at a group of Buddhist chanting and the "noise" may be similar... more than noise... vibration. "" The case is that (almost all) Buddhists know why they do it…Chanting" and in the other hand… the Catholics have no idea of so do... praying... because the Church has never taught them what... .no wonder.

No church never has... never taught. You ask someone out of mass.... what has explained the priest and you d get a look... Einnnnn! .. .no idea. Imagine 30 years ago... the Catholic mass was in Latin and giving back..to the followers. The top of obscurantism.

But returning to the subject of alternative therapies. And more specifically to the topic of Feng Shui which is what I wanted to talk.

Years ago fell in my. hands a book of Feng Shui.

If you want to change your life... change your environment... and such.

Well... little by little I was got myself an array of quartz crystals... statues of Buddha. Bells to move the Chi... Bowls to... move the Yang the Ying... the Yong... whatever.

Place an aquarium in the “corner of the water” in the living room.

Imagine... Seville... August... 43 ° temperature..( 105 F ). the poor 'Mollys' and the "Guppys" jumped out of the Aquarium to avoid being cooked. All day picking up corpses of little fish... my neighbor ´s daughter calling me names... because I had 'killed' Nemo..

Reading books etc... suddenly appeared an article of one of those "gurus" of Feng Shui. It spoke of the influence of the God of the whealth Chinese. (see photo).

Apparently it brings luck. Well .. I said... Let's try. So I got online and Googled it.

After a few days... Finally in one of those Chinese web pages of catalogue sales. I found it. ...

In green jade (fake jade... guess that is green resin). As It said the book, it had to be illuminated by a green light. To give you luck. But... it was a bummer... have that "Chinese"placed in a sushi dish. Iin the center of the dining table

Also some wires were needed…My wife…the pimple squasher…was feeling ashamed someone would see it . So each time that someone will visit . She will put it away. I do not believe in "witches" but do they fly". "" As it would be the fact that every time you hide the idol. Something gets broken in the House. The microwave... how do I fix my coffee now... the dishwasher goes down... AAAGGGGG... and so on until we return it to his spot. My wife was mad... she denies to feel "enslaved" with a figure of a Chinese... man... the figure is pretty... imagine it was one of those cats knocking to the door with the paw... on the dining table.

But the luck did not improve. It only that once returned to the place it was before.

The only thing that we got is that everything back to the way it was before... no... of course we had to call the technical service of the dishwasher... but at least while the Chinese remain in his dish... nothing is broken.

years has passed by and it has become invisible... is there... I'll clean the dust. But the things remain equal... good.. bad... equal... the life is so...

Suddenly business started to go down the drain. I start a downhill and I say.to myself.. now is... is the time to change jobs.

And my forty and seventeen years of age. I begin to search for something else. And then here in BeBee I ´d read a post about the Feng Shui... wow... and where is that book

I ´d recovered and readed again the page about the idol of wealth. "Useless". Then I´ d read…It has to be illuminated by a green light. Will that be?... that I have not lit him?...Here comes my wife... You sure are an illuminated... fool…

"Some wise man said once..." Women were made to love them... not to understand them.

Is a joke girls... rest the torches and the pitchforks......

I'm going to see what if you put a light. Green... because sending resumes and looking the net am going nowhere. So I went to the hardware store up the street and ask him...

you got some green light lamp?. Lamo?... light... no... but I have a little one.. .with an LED lamp... Put you a piece of green plastic from those of green cellophane and now this... Will it get burned the piece of paper.? No Led lights does not shed heat.

Ahhh... and the wires?... not not have cable.. .uses 3 tiny batteries? Ohhh I got at home one of those battery recharger. And how much is worth the mini flexo that... 3 euros? … Juas!!

It is said that when the student is ready... appears the master... well... I stuck a bead of green cellophane to the lamp and now the Chinese is illuminated... in Green... night and day. The batteries are recharged...

Since then I have had like 6 job offers. And today I have started my new job.

Believe in witches again?.

Do not... do not want to believe that is the Chinese figurine. Rather I have been concentrated…focused and visualizing the offers. And signing myself to every job that fits in my profile... or vice versa. But that has worked... as if... the Chinese... maybe not... my confidence... well yes... At the end, faith and visualization are powerful weapons. Buying a Chinese idol... no idea... now well... have faith in yourself and visualize where you like to work and sure that something comes.

You are the architect of your future. NOT the idols... None... or pictures.. .nor Gods... or poems... focus.. Meditates and visualize... Then act accordingly... and the change will arrive.....

Mary... look at the pimple that I got here...


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Dean Owen

hace 7 años #1

This was highly entertaining! When I moved into my new home in Shanghai last year, first thing my wife blurted out was "Bad Feng Shui! The toilet is facing the bedroom!". It might well be bad Feng Shui, but it sure comes in useful after a night of Sichuan food.

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